Close to Home by John McPherson for September 23, 2010

That HURTS!

Sort of like that chest hair removal scene from The 40 Year Old Virgin.

All that hair! Ahhhhh!

hair isnt that bad and you will find it kinda grows on you!

On some men, God doesn’t waste hormones growing chest hair.

the best way to make a hormone is to not pay her

Does Tanya Roberts play the part? She gives cause for cardiac arrest….

Hey, I thought he was supposed to take off that sweater when he was admitted!

@aircraft-engineer You’re thinking of Sheena.

that’s why the had to shave my chest hair before doing my EKG

archaic. they use sensors that are made like the stuff those sandals that stick to your feet-bottom. no adhesives. where have you all been? to a quack?

I get that done every 6 months. I’m beginning to enjoy it.

I’d blame thrombosis from those fat legs.

No charge for the first four mini-waxings, but if you want to continue, they will cost you.