La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 23, 2016

Vote for the lesser of two evils, I know. The Plutocrats have us in a bind. And Trump is the worst evil in awhile. All out there in the open, hid none of it.

Y’all act like it’s never happened before. Every election we’re asked to vote out of abject fear of the greater evil. I think the congressional elections are much more important. Also, I’m much more afraid of Trump’s followers than I am of the man himself. They will still be with us no matter who is in the white house. Trump has said if he loses he’s going to start a new TV network. He may do more harm that way than as pres. Far as I’m concerned, Lester Young is still the president.

Vote for Pedro Sanchez. Viva la Pedro!

Trump is like a doctor who’s really good at 2 of 4 things doctors have to do: (1) Diagnosis (specifically “everything’s going to hell”) (4) Prognosis (“but I’ll take care of it for you”) What he’s terrible at are the things in the middle: (2) Analysis (“What’s causing it?”) (3) Treatment (“What specifically can we do to fix it?”)

Look, Hillary has a Trump mask on! I guess she is afraid of showing her true self.

Fox calling someone corrupt oh that is funny.