Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 27, 2016
September 26, 2016
September 28, 2016
Transcript:
Phoebe: Stupid Dakota won't jump rope with me. Marigold: I am sorry. I could jump rope with you! Phoebe: You? Really? Marigold: You sound surprised! Phoebe: Well, you don't have hands. Marigold: Once again, you are being digitist. Phoebe: Once again, that's not a word.
Averagemoe over 8 years ago
That word would mean discrimination against certain numbers. When practiced by numbers themselves, it leads to the most tiers I’ve ever seen in an Orwellian society.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 8 years ago
Maybe Mari could bring the rope to life and have it move on its own for Phoebe to jump in.
bigcatbusiness over 8 years ago
Invent words to explain something. Good idea. And if you’re lucky, that word will be officially accepted in a dictionary.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 8 years ago
Marigold has something better than hands—telekinesis.
fredd13 over 8 years ago
Neologisms are words too.
Another Unicorn over 8 years ago
This ought to be good. ( I think ought is sort of an adverb and good is an adjective, but there is no noun in the sentence. I hear this a lot, is this proper? Can’t believe I’m asking my Phoebe friends for English help)
I Quit over 8 years ago
Unicorn!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 8 years ago
Can’t wait to see Marigold jump rope!
scyphi26 over 8 years ago
In human terms, maybe, but it’s clearly a word among the unicorns, and it makes logical sense for it to be among them.
Another Unicorn over 8 years ago
Thank you for all the Grammar help.Now lets see that post Olympic team jump rope completion! Show us some sparkles Dana! . . . this ought to be good! . . .
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 8 months ago
She could’ve said that it was “digital discrimination” :)