Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 28, 2016

Actually, the “other” is the third leading cause of death in the USA – medical errors committed by doctors, nurses, pharmacies, hospitals, etc. Medical errors dwarf the number of homicides, suicides and vehicular accidents combined.

Don’t have gun control, have doctor control.

Stay safe, don’t be a clown.

485 children have been killed by guns so far in 2016, so yes, gun control, please.

Toddlers and preschool children are keen to explore their surroundings but they still lack the reasoning skills and coordination to keep safe around water. Top heavy toddlers can easily lose their footing in shallow water. Children under five most frequently drown in backyard pools and natural bodies of water. Only 10 per cent of children aged 1-4 who drowned in Canada from 2001 to 2010 were participating in aquatic activities at the time of the incident.

Good… “Assassinations made to look like other causes” isn’t listed… Good…

This got WAY to serious. Did you all notice there’s CLOWNS?! You can’t get serious with clowns around ;)