Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 24, 2016

And now for something completely lame . . .

Wait for the pigs to fly backwards(except for the upside down one).

Where’s Waldo? Apparently, Waldo is here:

CANADAWaldo, British Columbia, a ghost town-—-UNITED STATESMount Waldo, a mountain in MaineWaldo (Amtrak station), a former train station in Waldo, FloridaWALDO (Work And Live District Overlay), a newer name for the Powerhouse Arts District, Jersey City, New JerseyWaldo Block, Portland, Oregon, a property on the National Register of Historic PlacesWaldo County, MaineWaldo Covered Bridge, AlabamaWaldo Hills, a range of hills in OregonWaldo Historic District, Waldo, FloridaWaldo Lake, a freshwater lake in OregonWaldo Mountain, a summit in OregonWaldo Park, Salem, OregonWaldo Stadium, home to the Western Michigan University Broncos football teamWaldo Theatre, Waldoboro, Maine, on the National Register of Historic PlacesWaldo Township, Marion County, OhioWaldo Township, Russell County, KansasWaldo Tunnel, a tunnel just north of the Golden Gate Bridge into Sausalito, CaliforniaWaldo Water Tower (Waldo, Arkansas)Waldo Water Tower (Kansas City, Missouri)Waldo-Hancock Bridge, a suspension bridge in MaineWaldo, Alabama, a townWaldo, Arkansas, a cityWaldo, Florida, a cityWaldo, former name of Sausalito, California, a cityWaldo, former name of Waldo Junction, California, an unincorporated communityWaldo, Kansas, a cityWaldo, Kansas City, Missouri, a city neighborhoodWaldo, Magoffin County, KentuckyWaldo, Maine, a townWaldo, Marin County, California, an unincorporated communityWaldo, New Mexico, an unincorporated areaWaldo, Ohio, a villageWaldo, Oregon, a ghost townWaldo, Wisconsin, a village

I’d hate to button up those frocks every day.

Flowing through, going to his head..

The 5th guy is frocked up!

“I have altered the prayer ritual, pray that I don’t alter it further”….

The offerings, of which that had been taken from the misled congregation, are falling to the floor..

You know the old saying: “There’s always one in every crowd”

Apparently having opened the doors of perception, Percival mistook up for down quite frequently. It was actually a credit to his equanimity that he managed to maintain a roughly equivalent head space relative to that of his fellows.

Don’t let it go to your head.

It was times like these, when the world seemed upside down, in which Percival would think back to before he became Brother Percival, when he was just little Robert, living in the shadow of the madness of his Aunt Betty and Uncle Harry. Harry was clearly an alcoholic with many self-destructive impulses, once driving his riding lawn mower onto the expressway going the wrong way, waving a machete and singing We Shall Overcome. Betty was more prone to pills and self mutilation, having many fine scars in hidden places, all from cutting herself with a razor, just to feel something.

It should be noted in moments such as these, that Percival, young Robert, Betty and Harry are wholly fabricated characters who probably bear no resemblance to any persons living or dead. Or so one hopes.

This is not how I pictured the Rapture.

The show off can whip up a good pita bread pizza too.

How DID Teresa convince Lloyd Bridges to do an FA cameo?

How DID Teresa convince Lloyd Bridges to do an FA cameo?"-How do you get a ghost to do a cameo?

Oops. I meant I looked up Lloyd BridgeS.

If today’s FA commenters form a band, it should be named B.O. Gets It and the Lost Literalists

Seven is a lucky number, and the Lady of the Rain, a great goddess, but these pretenders have got it all topsy-turvy. Get thee to a Kassite temple, sinner!

P.S.BTW, HappyX3, do pay a visit to today’s (Saturday, 24 IX 16) Monty strip, but be warned: it’s kinda bunny-hostile (in a gentle way)….

I think that upside down guy is part bat.