Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 14, 2016
October 13, 2016
October 15, 2016
Transcript:
Goat: I think the key to success in life is to trust your gut.
Pig: I do that.
Goat: You do?
Pig: Yes, I trust that it will always be there.
Goat: I think that's different.
Pig: It's the mot trust worthy part of me.
Ah yes the gut comes from a See-Food diet…………you see the food and eat it all…………Beer will not help this condition although beer helps with other conditions :-)
Trusting your gut is “truthiness” — Colbert’s word, meaning that what is self evident when you use your mind is less important than what you know in your gut. You believe your gut, not your mind, because you don’t like what you know with your mind. The problem with using your gut for thinking instead of your brain is that the products of the two organs become virtually identical.
Gosh; it’s the (supposedly) wise Goat who says trust your gut! Poor literal-minded Pig merely follows his lead. I guess you could say that, in Pig’s case, Goat has been tossing pearls before swine….
BE THIS GUY about 8 years ago
Pig – more guts than brains.
Sherlock Watson about 8 years ago
Now that’s intestinal fortitude.
bigcatbusiness about 8 years ago
I got a gut feeling these two are speaking different languages.
LuvThemPluggers about 8 years ago
Women will agree with this one. Other areas may shrink in size but that gut is freakin for-ever!
Bilan about 8 years ago
When I listen to my gut, it get’s larger.
infomas Premium Member about 8 years ago
And the most tasty.
nosirrom about 8 years ago
So it isn’t true that Pig is gutless.
juicebruce about 8 years ago
Ah yes the gut comes from a See-Food diet…………you see the food and eat it all…………Beer will not help this condition although beer helps with other conditions :-)
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
I think with Pig it’s called “pork belly,” or bacon.
tsandl about 8 years ago
Yeah, let’s all trust the part of ourselves that’s literally full of s—-.
asianwoof about 8 years ago
GUT FEEDBACK LOOP: -Gut says eat - Gut gets bigger — Gut says eat — Gut gets bigger — Gut says…
Diane Lee Premium Member about 8 years ago
Trusting your gut is “truthiness” — Colbert’s word, meaning that what is self evident when you use your mind is less important than what you know in your gut. You believe your gut, not your mind, because you don’t like what you know with your mind. The problem with using your gut for thinking instead of your brain is that the products of the two organs become virtually identical.
steverinoCT about 8 years ago
I’m watching my waistline— that’s why I keep it out in front where I can see it easier.
pugmahone12 about 8 years ago
More crocs, please.
skipper1992 about 8 years ago
Pig clearly doesn’t know anyone who will be on parenteral nutrition the rest of their lives.
Number Three about 8 years ago
Pig’s gut is telling him it’s time for dinner.
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Sisyphos about 8 years ago
Gosh; it’s the (supposedly) wise Goat who says trust your gut! Poor literal-minded Pig merely follows his lead. I guess you could say that, in Pig’s case, Goat has been tossing pearls before swine….
ekken over 4 years ago
when i listen to my gut, i feel like puking