Much too late for a coffee breakSelfy showed his grin was fakeAnger rising like a clear sunny dayWhile clouds of threats loomed in a menacing wayThe line is drawn the battle begunWho will remain and who will runWe hope and pray that good will surviveAnd make it through this evening alive
You’re replying to Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray’s comment:@Gweedo – Pro
[giggles] You captured my ‘hart’ with that. Thank you deerly, Gweedo!
[gun shots! She looks around fearfully!]
Hold it son! That ain’t movin’ me! Lets put a little FIRE in it!!
[Kan lifts her skirt a bit, and starts an infectious dance with the gentlemen here, as Ray starts singing] – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nADfmmU80
A sweet-heart of a fan speaks up, Good work, Gents!You’re our kinda Gal, K ! I believe This Guy says it best !
SAM’S SCHOOL FOR SUPERVILLAINSBayonne, N.J.Lesson #8: Villainous QuotesWhile not an essential part of the budding bad guy’s identity, getting off a good quote, threat or face-saving comeback can be the mark of someone a cut above the ordinary. Our prospective student, Mr. Narcisse, is already at a disadvantage because of his ties to Rep. Bellowthon who (in the course of her legitimate work), likely has a number of such remarks ready at hand. If he wishes to stand out, we would recommend…1. Veiled Specifics: Leave your target with the implication of a threat, not an actual one (that can be testified to in a court of law). A villain with potential can walk the fine semantic line that can never be recalled but leaves the clear impression that cooperation with you is in your best interest.2. Avoid “Gangster Talk:” Unless you really ARE a gangster, the use of phrases like “You’re messing with the wrong guy” are seen as passe. Even actual gangsters don’t use them anymore. And for cryin’ out loud, stay away from nouns like “pal;” it’s so 1930s, Public Enemy phraseology.
You know, I wouldn’t be upset if Coffee goes ahead and wastes Selfy right there, on the spot. Then it wouldn’t bee too much of a body disposal problem since the dumpster is conveniently there. Wouldn’t bother me at all.
He has not hitherto seemed the type, but now I must say I hope Selfy isn’t packing heat! He looks in a mood to draw down on Coffee. Of course, maybe Coffee is strapped, too. This could turn into a shootist affair in the alley.It isn’t the fastest draw, it’s the truest aim!Or, maybe Selfy is all huff and no puff….
Our apologies, but to fight off abuse from the spammers, we now limit our comments to include text with bold and italics only.
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Well, looks like all the endless and meaningless picture shenanigans our flab four have been forcing us to endure has had a great effect on management! And just when I was about to start posting pictures again.LOL!
It’s about time! Congrats, Management. And now to add more quality to the pudding, why not allow StillDaMan out of the penalty box? He’s promised to be a good little boy. After all, over-penalizing a youngster only creates and individual who has a harder time integrating back into civil society. We don’t want some quack shrink stuffing him with mood enhancers, would we? Thanks, in advance……. I knew you were an understanding and progressive bunch.
I agree, There’s no reason to stop pictures from being posted. Everyone should send a note of complaint to the powers that be. While you’re at it ask them why StillDaMan! had been banned for 3 years without ever getting an explanation!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 8 years ago
.Good morning all!.Uh, oh! We’re goona see Selfie’s nasty side!.The BMBG Musicians are on the air!
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 8 years ago
Here’s a link. After you click, please scroll down to see the original vintage art and text. Thanks!
avenger09 about 8 years ago
Much too late for a coffee breakSelfy showed his grin was fakeAnger rising like a clear sunny dayWhile clouds of threats loomed in a menacing wayThe line is drawn the battle begunWho will remain and who will runWe hope and pray that good will surviveAnd make it through this evening alive
AnyFace about 8 years ago
Another day of doing what we do best …
DaJellyBelly about 8 years ago
I’m waiting for when Diet Smith tosses that Bozo out on his ear as well!!
jonahhex1 about 8 years ago
Methinks Selfie should quit while he’s behind….Coffee has already proven he’s not to be trifled with………..
blunebottle about 8 years ago
Somebody dig up some dirt on Bellowthon and get her ejected from office.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 8 years ago
.Exclusively for our BMBG radio audience… The BMBG Accordion Quartet!.Hear us now!
pcolli about 8 years ago
No, let’s ave a threesome without two.
PICTO about 8 years ago
The last time I had a threesome it was me, myself, and I…
SKJAM! Premium Member about 8 years ago
I suspect Selfy will be taking some damage to that purty face by the end of this plotline.
crobinson019 about 8 years ago
My my…Selfy doesn’t learn easily, does he….
J Short about 8 years ago
2/3 is better than 1/3.
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
I told ya Coffee should have rearranged Selfy’s teeth. Maybe given him a Columbian necktie.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
L’Shana Tovah Tikatevu, everyone, on this, the first day of Rosh Hashanah! (And why isn’t Sam wishing us that…?)
Retired Dude about 8 years ago
I was actually invited to a threesome once. But I was so young and stupid I didn’t realize it until the next day.
thunderbearr about 8 years ago
Now now, Selphie. Don’t get…‘ugly’ LOL
Can't Sleep about 8 years ago
Politicians have a lot of connections. I’m sure Selfie is going to pull some strings, and maybe even get the theater closed.
kantuck-nadie about 8 years ago
Does Selfy take a photo of himself before he leaves? Probably not; doesn’t want a picture of garbage in his teeth.
Steven Wright about 8 years ago
Ugly rears its headCoffee tosses trouble outRevenge now the goalPride hurt anger takes overWith Tracy near will sense win
abdullahbaba999 about 8 years ago
He’s right that he’s the Wrong guy…TBC
kantuck-nadie about 8 years ago
You’re replying to Gweedo – It’s legal here !!! – Murray’s comment:@Gweedo – Pro
[giggles] You captured my ‘hart’ with that. Thank you deerly, Gweedo!
[gun shots! She looks around fearfully!]
Hold it son! That ain’t movin’ me! Lets put a little FIRE in it!!
[Kan lifts her skirt a bit, and starts an infectious dance with the gentlemen here, as Ray starts singing] – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2nADfmmU80
A sweet-heart of a fan speaks up, Good work, Gents!You’re our kinda Gal, K ! I believe This Guy says it best !
jrankin1959 about 8 years ago
SAM’S SCHOOL FOR SUPERVILLAINSBayonne, N.J.Lesson #8: Villainous QuotesWhile not an essential part of the budding bad guy’s identity, getting off a good quote, threat or face-saving comeback can be the mark of someone a cut above the ordinary. Our prospective student, Mr. Narcisse, is already at a disadvantage because of his ties to Rep. Bellowthon who (in the course of her legitimate work), likely has a number of such remarks ready at hand. If he wishes to stand out, we would recommend…1. Veiled Specifics: Leave your target with the implication of a threat, not an actual one (that can be testified to in a court of law). A villain with potential can walk the fine semantic line that can never be recalled but leaves the clear impression that cooperation with you is in your best interest.2. Avoid “Gangster Talk:” Unless you really ARE a gangster, the use of phrases like “You’re messing with the wrong guy” are seen as passe. Even actual gangsters don’t use them anymore. And for cryin’ out loud, stay away from nouns like “pal;” it’s so 1930s, Public Enemy phraseology.
warjoski Premium Member about 8 years ago
“For the last time Mom, I just don’t feel that way about you”
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
You know, I wouldn’t be upset if Coffee goes ahead and wastes Selfy right there, on the spot. Then it wouldn’t bee too much of a body disposal problem since the dumpster is conveniently there. Wouldn’t bother me at all.
............................cocoultergeistCCvCerus about 8 years ago
HEY, if it looks like a taco it’s gonna be yummy!
Sisyphos about 8 years ago
He has not hitherto seemed the type, but now I must say I hope Selfy isn’t packing heat! He looks in a mood to draw down on Coffee. Of course, maybe Coffee is strapped, too. This could turn into a shootist affair in the alley.It isn’t the fastest draw, it’s the truest aim!Or, maybe Selfy is all huff and no puff….
avenger09 about 8 years ago
Our apologies, but to fight off abuse from the spammers, we now limit our comments to include text with bold and italics only.
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Well, looks like all the endless and meaningless picture shenanigans our flab four have been forcing us to endure has had a great effect on management! And just when I was about to start posting pictures again.LOL!
Morrow Cummings about 8 years ago
It’s about time! Congrats, Management. And now to add more quality to the pudding, why not allow StillDaMan out of the penalty box? He’s promised to be a good little boy. After all, over-penalizing a youngster only creates and individual who has a harder time integrating back into civil society. We don’t want some quack shrink stuffing him with mood enhancers, would we? Thanks, in advance……. I knew you were an understanding and progressive bunch.
Ray Toler about 8 years ago
I wan’t aware there were a lot of spammers on this site.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
I bet that also means we can’t post past strips anymore, either.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Let’s see if I can post links such as this one.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Dang, can’t post links, either!
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Can’t enlarge text, either.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
They’ve taken much of the fun out of posting!
Ray Toler about 8 years ago
This seems like a drastic action for what I have not seen is a problem.
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Well, I guess my stint as a BMBG “DJ” has come to an end.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 8 years ago
JPuzzleWhiz dutifully noted… They’ve taken much of the fun out of posting!… I’m in a state of shock!
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Oh, and < l > to create a space between lines no longer works.
avenger09 about 8 years ago
I agree, There’s no reason to stop pictures from being posted. Everyone should send a note of complaint to the powers that be. While you’re at it ask them why StillDaMan! had been banned for 3 years without ever getting an explanation!
Ray Toler about 8 years ago
Were there pages on GoComics that had a lot of political posting?
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 8 years ago
BMBG’s Accordion Quartet was a bit too much for the GoComics management, I suppose.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago
I like the gift wrapping.
Charlie Tuba about 8 years ago
Lesbe friends!