New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 23, 2016

Go to Pizza Hut.

If you are perfectly happy with McDonald’s regular offerings, there is something very wrong with you.

Kind of how I feel every time I enter a Subway. Seriously, it’s called fast food for a reason.

Perhaps “we” would be better off stopping at the farmers’ market and buying ingredients for a salad.

Tasty Burger seems to only have 4 choices, while next door b.good has a matrix array of selections.

Does b.good have a John?

I guess their not making sense is making them cents somehow.