Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 11, 2016

Wiley bears !!! YES !!

Run, they’re in the mood for fast food.

“I’m there with bells on.”

[muffled jingle]

^That is how you know a bear is coming. The good part is he’s already full.

His survival sense is strong. Better escape while they still can.

Freudian slip!…….. Well, hey, Wiley bears are only human after all…..Boy, they sure look happy today……They always look pleased with themselves…..You rock Wiley Bears….!

If only we could all just be like Wiley Bears, what a world it would be…

Jeffree vs. Wiley Bears….Who wins?

Caveat emptor.

It’s not that they’re too fast for the bears to catch. It’s just that they move so quickly that their brains become adequately oxygenated. It makes them harder to fool, sometimes.

They’re hikers, not hunters. The bears should give them a break.

The bears never get old.

Isn’t this cruelty towards animals (the two humans) tricking them like this and then eat them. Where is PETA when humans need it?

Love the looks on the bears

These guys were on the loose in Arcadia yesterday.

Even the bears know that Winter Is Coming……….

No thanks.

Gotta love those resourceful Wiley bears

A little pepper spray for seasoning.

Slavic park ranger: “The Czech must be in the male.”

“If you go down in the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise….”From Teddy Bears Picnic, a childrens’ song

And the hikers are even providing the tooth picks.

Zee Czech, she must be in za male….

We’ve had real bears in our urban neighborhood. They don’t look a bit like Wiley’s bears. Unfair!

Hey, y’know what? You write YOUR sign, I’ll write MY sign.

Love the Wiley bears!!

I adore Wiley Miller’s Bears!

Wiley your bears would make for humorous and macabre comedy bits. But seeing your cartoons animated would be great!

I can’t say I ever heard that kind of talk in women’s locker rooms, but I bet it’s being said! I certainly hear that at the barn, and while we understand, please stop calling him a horse’s ass. On behalf of my horse, and all the others, I resent the comparison. On the other hand, I am dressing up his butt as a certain politician this year for Halloween.

It must be a great life as a “right wing” cartoonist, hey Walt? You can put words in other people’s mouths and call those words “locker room” talk? Really, Walt,Really? As for Trump, well you don’t need to put any words in his mouth, do you?

Great toon. I’ll never vote for that €%# trump either!

Hmmm. I didn’t check the box for a bear license this year…

Having had jobs cleaning public restrooms, it was notable that the writing on the womens rooms were consistently worse, and dirtier, than in the men’s. Which, another reason for “Unisex” bathrooms, as the grafitti almost disappeared! (Apparently both sexes didn’t want blame?)

Trump, party of one.