That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 23, 2016

She should have known not to go to the beach at that time of the month.

Cry me a river, cowgirl.

Victoria’s Secret retirement farm

Artists models on a break.

Big girls don’t cry.

That’s my sun bathing site, now go and clean the blood off your nose.

Island of the Obese Spa

M. Bernard was clearly NOT a “leg man”. Back to Bouguereau, Melcher! Quick!

Must be chilly. The models are turning blue.

She was known as the lady with two butts.

Why is there a cow in the back? Is that a comment on his models, or his ability to paint?

Those skin treatments at the spa may have worked a little too well.

An artificial click-to-enlarge version, of this cropped image, can be found at the only work, by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog (yesterday). Its smaller, less-cropped parent image can be found here.Bathers with Red Cow is shown, with a different coloration thumbnail image, by its current-location page (click image there, and then for enlargement; Google translated).It is described by a past exhibition page. The artist’s Wikipedia page (Google translated French Wikipedia page may have more) and collection (more under Subcategories at each level).First work, by this artist, to appear here.

mabrndtHow now red cow? Especially with that tail position.

You’re the worst mummy in the whole world!

Painter must despise women, or is a child with paints.