Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 11, 2016

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 8 years ago

    ZooDoo is the actual name of a product. Manure from Zoos!!! I’m sure the check is as good as the reading he got!

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 8 years ago

    She expects to have you prosecuted.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 8 years ago

    Alternate gag:

     

    “I don’t think Madame Zoodoo has any psychic powers…I knocked on her door and she asked who was there!”

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    Numbnumb  about 8 years ago

    Little did she realize that his checks are printed on the highest grade of rubber with the highest ‘Bounce’ rating!

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    DHBirr  about 8 years ago

    Actually seen on a billboard in Ohio:“Help wanted: psychic. You know where to apply.”

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    As Bill Engvall would say,

     

    Here’s your sign…

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    SeaFox10  about 8 years ago

    If psychics are real, then why don’t they call us when we need something!?

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    markjoseph125  about 8 years ago

    She’s just as psychically talented as every other psychic. Which is to say, of course, not at all. See chapter 1 in Michael Shermer’s book Why People Believe Weird Things, in which he demonstrated how easily one could pretend to be a psychic and fool those who want to be fooled.

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    Gary Wardell  over 4 years ago

    Ever wonder why you have to tell a psychic what you want to know?

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