HEH HEH - He said rears…
I almost got to use that old joke once in real life:
“I have some good news and some bad news today.
“The good news is that we have the money to reshingle the roof.
“The bad news is that it’s still in your pockets.”
Did it work, bmonk?
bmonk - heard that joke used twice in the last 7 days - about the money still in your pockets.
Still congretation does listen.
Not too bad–it got a laugh, and, although we did already have money for the roof, we also did get some to replace the outflow. And a new (and better attached) roof.
Yes, it is proper to lay face down during a robbery.
Mom: What are you drawing, honey?
Child: A picture of God.
Mom: But no one knows what God looks like.
Child: They will when I’m finished with this.
Just tell ‘em that they’ll burn in hell if they don’t tithe.
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
HEH HEH - He said rears…
bmonk almost 14 years ago
I almost got to use that old joke once in real life:
“I have some good news and some bad news today.
“The good news is that we have the money to reshingle the roof.
“The bad news is that it’s still in your pockets.”
Plods with ...™ almost 14 years ago
Did it work, bmonk?
dead.theologians.society almost 14 years ago
bmonk - heard that joke used twice in the last 7 days - about the money still in your pockets.
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Still congretation does listen.
bmonk almost 14 years ago
Not too bad–it got a laugh, and, although we did already have money for the roof, we also did get some to replace the outflow. And a new (and better attached) roof.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Yes, it is proper to lay face down during a robbery.
Ooops! Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Mom: What are you drawing, honey?
Child: A picture of God.
Mom: But no one knows what God looks like.
Child: They will when I’m finished with this.
runar almost 14 years ago
Just tell ‘em that they’ll burn in hell if they don’t tithe.