For Heaven's Sake by Mike Morgan for September 20, 2010

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    Plods with ...™  about 14 years ago

    HEH HEH - He said rears…

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    I almost got to use that old joke once in real life:

    “I have some good news and some bad news today.

    “The good news is that we have the money to reshingle the roof.

    “The bad news is that it’s still in your pockets.”

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    Plods with ...™  about 14 years ago

    Did it work, bmonk?

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    dead.theologians.society  about 14 years ago

    bmonk - heard that joke used twice in the last 7 days - about the money still in your pockets.

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    kab2rb  about 14 years ago

    Still congretation does listen.

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    bmonk  about 14 years ago

    Not too bad–it got a laugh, and, although we did already have money for the roof, we also did get some to replace the outflow. And a new (and better attached) roof.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Yes, it is proper to lay face down during a robbery.

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    Ooops! Premium Member about 14 years ago

    Mom: What are you drawing, honey?

    Child: A picture of God.

    Mom: But no one knows what God looks like.

    Child: They will when I’m finished with this.

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    runar  about 14 years ago

    Just tell ‘em that they’ll burn in hell if they don’t tithe.

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