Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 13, 2016

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    Algolei  about 8 years ago

    “These aren’t eggs, they’re the rocks I tripped over.”

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    Godfreydaniel  about 8 years ago

    Mark Twain : “Behold, the fool saith, “Put not all thine eggs in the one basket” – which is but a matter of saying, “Scatter your money and your attention”; but the wise man saith, “Pull all your eggs in the one basket and – WATCH THAT BASKET.”

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    daleandkristen  about 8 years ago

    Ha!!!!

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    I’m sure glad there are no comments about Humpty Dumpty not being an egg…

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    brklnbern  about 8 years ago

    The George part was good, the rest dumb.

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    ogsbury  about 8 years ago

    There are two times you have to put all your eggs in one basket. When you have only one basket and when you have only one egg.

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