Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 08, 2016
November 07, 2016
November 09, 2016
Transcript:
If anyone objects to this marriage, let them speak now. That's not a statistically sound approach to making objections! Objection isn't binary! It's a spectrum. If you asked everyone in this church, we'd probably each have some level of objection between zero and a hundred. By forcing us to make a choice between yes-objection and no-objection, you're tilting things in favor of the marriage going forth! Really, you should get a distribution of everyone's objections, then see how far we deviate from the typical marriage-objection distribution. If anyone's objection to this marriage is greater than one Sigma, speak now! Very well. The marriage may proceed.
Ida No about 8 years ago
What happens when bad mathematicians learn to dress themselves from their mothers’ closets.
Mark Jackson Premium Member about 8 years ago
Her day job is at 538.
Wilde Bill about 8 years ago
She must be related to Obvious Man.
PoodleGroomer about 8 years ago
The marriage success experience level is to be used as a bias filter for adjusting the room levels to the norm. If the room is several sigma off from the norm, it is an outlier and must be discarded.
Stephen Gilberg about 8 years ago
Good choice of cartoon for Election Day.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 8 years ago
It fits the day.