Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 24, 2016

Not in mine! Mine have learned to speak thru the hearing aid microphones.

I can’t wait for that to happen.

Shut up

Will not

Hasn’t happened for me, but then my hearing hasn’t deteriorated very much.

And then there is the non-stop Tinnitus, which seems to be the loudest when I don’t hear other things.

Yeah, but the ringing is louder and constant!

What / You talkin’ to me ?

Mine got louder because they thought I wasn’t paying attention.