La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for October 29, 2016

but are there still burritos, gorditas, flautas, enchiladas, and other tortilla-based dishes? (if this were printed in Spanish, the three-worded scary Halloween story would also work: “no hay tacos.”)

Nooooooooooooooooo!!! Now thats scary!!!!!!!!!

How about, “Welcome, President Trump!”

The launch codes are in the “football” a security case carried by the designated man who is always near the president. I keep thinking of Martin Sheen playing a very religious president with a martyr complex launches the nuclear weapons. There is no fail safe.

Try “there’re no tacos”.

They already have.