Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 29, 2016

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    stlwahoo  about 8 years ago

    No handbasket?

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    Flash Gordon  about 8 years ago

    The same escalator that dump descended to make its

    announcement that it was running for president.

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    cubswin2016  about 8 years ago

    Go that way and you won’t stand the chance of a snowball in July.

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    Max Starman Jones  about 8 years ago

    That is an oxymoron.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    I’m not sure why I thought of this…

     

    A store that sells new husbands opened in recently, where a woman may go to choose a husband. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

     

    Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs

     

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

     

    Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

     

    ’That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’

     

    So she continues upward:

     

    Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

     

    ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going and she goes to the fourth floor:

     

    Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

     

    ‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor:

     

    Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

     

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor:

     

    Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

     

    PLEASE NOTE:

     

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

     

    The first floor has wives that love sex.

     

    The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer

     

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

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    loner34  about 8 years ago

    Ah yes it is easy to go down BUT going up requires climbing many stairs.

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    californicated1  about 8 years ago

    Isn’t that Phil, the supreme underlord of Heck?

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