Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 06, 2016

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Bucky Katt: Could I have just 5 minutes of your time for a business opportunity. Rob Wilco: No. Bucky Katt: You want the full 10, gotcha. I'd like to give you the opportunity to invest in the book I'm writing. Rob Wilco: No. Bucky Katt: Before you say no! I'm authorized to inform you that this book is a guaranteed #1 best-seller. Rob Wilco: In the interest of speeding this along, I'll ask how you know that. Bucky Kat: Fest your eyes on the top of the cover. Rob Wilco: How are you gonna get Oprah to pick your book? Bucky Katt: That's the genius bit. She doesn't have to. Oprah's pick of the year is the first part of the title! And the text will be lifted from other uber-famous books, so people will love it. Rob Wilco: You don't see any copyright issues with that? Bucky Katt: Huh? No. I can copy totally right. No issues. Rob Wilco: So your plan is idiotproof, eh? Bucky Katt: Don't even worry about that, Satchel isn't allowed near it.