Monty by Jim Meddick for November 27, 2016
November 26, 2016
November 28, 2016
Transcript:
Um... Monty... Uh... I think you better come here and take a look at this... Oh no! No! Noooooo! It... It's one of those creepy clowns that everyone's talking about!... Oh @#$@#! Oh @#$@#! Now calm down... Calm down... Let's not jump to conclusions... Let's go out there and confront this whole situation rationally... Ok... Ok... But you go first... Uh... Hi there Mr. Clown! What brings you to th' neighborhood?! Oh I was just writing back from doin' charity work at the Children's Hospital when my unicycle got a flat... See there?! Now that's a perfectly reasonable explanation for... Ok... Now why are you cowering? It just so happens I'm also afraid of regular clowns...
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
What’s not to be afraid of?
Ratbrat almost 8 years ago
I do not like clowns. They are badly dressed mimes and I hate mimes.
Plods with ...™ almost 8 years ago
They are evil.
cove37 almost 8 years ago
Actually it’s not universal, just American…people in other countries I’ve been to are baffled by Americans’ fear of clowns…but they also think that Americans are afraid of just about everything
BudsGlory almost 8 years ago
cove37. very true. FEAR is how the government controls the great unwashed masses. Few places can match USA for building a nation of FEAR. Which of course begats hate.
toahero almost 8 years ago
Clowns are terrible, particularly when they’re ranting about “nasty women” and “bad hombres”
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
You ain’t nothing but a ‘fraidy-cat, and you ain’t no hero of mine!
Geez louiseez, Monty! He’s one of the good guys; what does that make you?
E.B., slap Monty upside the head for me!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Back in the 1980’s there was a mysterious outbreak of male clown sightings some trying to lure children into vans. No one was identified or caught, no children were hurt.