Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for October 24, 2016

Those Krabby Patties get stuck every time.

You can dress them up but you can’t take them anywhere…

I’d rather have that happen than what usually happens when someone needs the Heimlech. Usually the person choking will vomit. I’d rather deal with getting soaked.

That’s what you get from leaving your pineapple under the sea.

Sponge Bob Messypants.