Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 10, 2016

Is that a defensive tackle covering the tight end? Pretty unusual concept.

Nothing like a flyweight tight end that should be playing flanker…

But if she gets hurt who’s going to help her, do they also have a fifth string trainer to tape her up? Is it OK now to tell the NT player to grab her by……

Since Pelwecki and Dory policed the New Thayer player (#58)giving H.E. the business, there will be no clothesline this game. Much like a load of freshly washed clothes, this game is hanging in the balance.

One massive hit on Friday and this game’s erupting in fisticuffs. Fight! Fight! Fight!

CCCCRRRUUUUUUUCCCHHH!!!!!! Broken ribs for Heather coming up. Kevin says “Can I kiss it and make it better?”

OK, who’s wrong here? A good pass would be to the outside shoulder so that looks right; but, Heather’s body twist says she was expecting it inside and had to twist to grab it. Was it supposed to be an inside throw or did she just think Hakeem isn’t smart enough to put outside?

I think I know why the D has a 61 on his uniform. He plays both sides of the ball and is an offensive lineman who is quick enough to double as a LB. Or he likes to wear his Grade Point Average for a number.

Plenty of room for me up there in the stands with this lame New Thayer crowd. PUT ME IN, COACH! I mean, PUT ME IN, ARTIST!

Where is everybody, is this too boring? Almost 11am and only 15 comments.

So is this where Heather gets hurt? Is #61 about to crush her, leading to Captain Picard coming out and telling her she’s done for the day? And speaking of done for the day, I’m done for the day after posting today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Is that Heather in P1 or a 12 year old boy? Sure doesn’t look like her.

Hakeem must have taken a hit on one of Heather’s “blocks” and now he’s hanging her out to dry. The upcoming hit is gonna hurt.

FYI: SuperMoon will appear on November 14th

We want sign man!

Okay….. Heather is about to get creamed,And……snark, snark, snark.

All right children. You’re all being held after school for detention. You can’t correct newbies for political comments and then do it yourselves. Play nice or I’ll send notes home with you for your parents.

…I will say no more except to echo some of my fellow Thorpians that the snark has been rubbed out of me for the past two days…may we put this behind us and move on into the setting sun…

…was that too dark?