Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 04, 2016

Calvin, sleep with one eye open.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384

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Well Dad, can you write a better one?

Tigers kind of have a one-track mind.

Hobbs eyes looks scary last panel.

Looks like Calvin might get divided into big, medium and small and dunked in porridge. I’s suggest sleeping with both eyes wide open.

“Readings in Dialectical Metaphysics” sound pretty exciting to me.

What’s so disgusting about adding protein to your morning fare?

Quite a gory story.

It’s not good for Calvin to lie beside Hobbes when he is hungry, I wouldn’t feel very well!!

Well, Hobbes, it’s still better than being turned into ghi.

Goldie would probably have given them food poisoning, anyway.

Calvin is just the right size to satisfy your hunger.

Dad’s a wimp. The story seems good.

Maybe Calvin should sleep with one eye open tonight,

Dialectical metaphysics wouldn’t have been as much fun.

Calvin, you better pay attention to Hobbes today. The monsters under your bed are not the only things that should concern you. Friend or not, if I sleep with a predator, I always pay extra attention.

No "Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey?’

I have an old “Pogo” book by Walt Kelly, and there is a passage in it that I think fits this situation. One of his characters said…“when you starve with a tiger; the tiger starves last”. Good bye Calvin. RIP

Readings on Dialectical Metaphysics actually sounds more like Calvin’s type of book.

Now we’ll never know the end of the story.

From Wikipedia: .Sambo is a South Indian boy who lives with his father and mother, named Black Jumbo and Black Mumbo, respectively. While out walking, Sambo encounters four hungry tigers, and surrenders his colourful new clothes, shoes, and umbrella so they will not eat him. The tigers are vain and each thinks he is better dressed than the others. They chase each other around a tree until they are reduced to a pool of ghee. Sambo then recovers his clothes and collects the ghee, which his mother uses to make pancakes.

Nice going, Dad. Now Calvin won’t go to sleep.

xxx

I’m hungry, so I’m going to fix some pancakes now…

orinoco womble I left you a comment on yesterday’s strip…

Hey! Dad didn’t finish reading the story!

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Dang it… now I’ll never know how it ends!

Is it wrong that I want to hear the rest of the story?

LOL I cracked up reading this

Uh Oh, Calvin….this story might not end well.

Calvin you’re never going to become a children’s writer