Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 24, 2016
November 23, 2016
November 25, 2016
Transcript:
Bucket list of a nincompoop: 1. Talk incessantly about my diet. 2. Chew with my mouth open loudly on an elevator. 3. Say it literally when it's not really literal. 4. Hit reply all to every single email. 5. Always say supposably and should of* 6. Prolong all meetings by asking inane questions.
oldpine52 almost 8 years ago
7. Kick every bucket I see.
Dobber Premium Member almost 8 years ago
8. Always say “Alls you need is…” and “renumeration” when you pay people
kelleybydesign almost 8 years ago
9. Begin every argument or rebuttal with “Irregardless.”
PICTO almost 8 years ago
10. Start every second sentence with “As I was saying”.
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
11. Post daily on the GoComics site.
Wait, nevermind…….
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
3b. Say “literally” when you clearly mean something … well … literally!
brain Les almost 8 years ago
to all the above comments: Well done!
KEA almost 8 years ago
12. Start every answer with “So” and be sure to go up in pitch on the last word.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Not all who wander are lost.
Not all who troll are on the Internet.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
2b. But most nincompoops prefer to pass gas on the elevator.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 8 years ago
It sounds more like a daily ‘things to do’ list….
Great Wizard Nala almost 8 years ago
Start every sentence with “You know!” – especially when it is in reply to a question11
brosenthal almost 8 years ago
Say “should of” instead of “should have.”
Perkycat almost 8 years ago
Throw in a liberal amount of ‘likes’ – especially with the ‘you knows’.
rekam Premium Member almost 8 years ago
When you’re telling people about something in the past, use “I sez.”
zeexenon almost 8 years ago
Fortunately, I don’t need anybody else’s fingers and toes to count the number of people I knew like this. (Sixteen years retired, a virtual hermit, and loving it.)