Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 23, 2016

Transcript:

Voice: Listen, Tahiti, I have enough experience with coups to tell you that your life is in serious danger from your henchmen. Voice 2: Nonsense! I'm the top dog in these parts! Cobra Carson: Well, wolf, see how fast the pack turns on you when you aren't bringing in the caribou... Tahiti Jones: Don't try to confuse me with nature talk! Who are you, Markie trail? Rip Haywire: Here they come, for what it's worth, I thought your wolf/Caribou metaphor was spot on... if we were in the Yukon. Cobra Carson: Oh shut up. Rip Haywire: Here come your goons, Tahiti! and it looks like they're wearing their boss-killing clothes! Voice: That's far enough. Voice 2: Your days of stealing from the people of Pineapple Island are over. Tahiti Jones: He's right, Men! A little honest graft is one thing, but preying on people's very lives is too far! Man 2: Sheesh! We liked you better before you had a girlfriend, boss! Voice 3: Hey, that's my private bazooka! You're getting greasy fingers all over it! I command you to put it... ulp!