Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 05, 2016

I don’t have a lifelong dream, since I haven’t lived my whole life yet. And I never will have one because at some point, I was too young to understand the concept.

I think another plus side to having contagiously caught unicorn sparkles is that it acts as a night light when you have to go to the bathroom at night.

You may think skipping school is fun, but wait until all the work is accumulated. It gets especially worse in college.

Just be glad you only sparkle when you SNEEZE. (…I assume that’s how it works.)

Imagine having to turn in your school work and the teacher can’t read it because it was too sparkly! (Oh god, now I’m remembering a Legally Blonde movie moment! LOL!)

On the plus side, a nightlight is unnecessary for now.

So Phoebe can look forward to handing in the note.

@Monster Hesh:

Great. Now I’m picturing “Blazing Saddles” if everyone had sparkle fever during the campfire scene.

So….“Twilight” was full of humans who had caught Sparkle Fever?

Yeah, I’m with Phoebe on this one…that would be fun to do, turning in a note to school saying you were too sparkly to come in.