Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 18, 2016
Transcript:
Mrs. Godfrey: ...And now Nate will tell us what he and Francis learned about the Panama Canal. Francis: Psst! Here. Nate: What's this? Francis: It's our report, you idiot! Use it as a script! Nate: What? I'm not gonna just read it like a robot! Nate: I don't want to use someone else's words! I want to use my words! Francis: A chilling thought. Nate: As I stand here today, I am reminded of a rather amusing joke...
Erik McCurdy Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Teddy never used a script either. He’s just getting into character. Granted, the wrong character, but character nonetheless.
Crispie almost 8 years ago
I swear Francis will get P.T.S.D again.
Xeni1 almost 8 years ago
1 word Nate. Fail.
Erik McCurdy Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I was referring to Teddy Roosevelt.
Janet Dean almost 8 years ago
Why not?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I had a similar problem, thankfully the teacher was understanding and graded us separately. Many like Nate have Egos far bigger than their Brains.
ultrabot7436 almost 8 years ago
Oh god this will not end well.
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
Nate’s going to get the failing grade and the detention while Francis is let go.
MattGT almost 8 years ago
say goodbye to your a francis
euvnrutas almost 8 years ago
(dramatic music) Duh Duh Duhhhh. Stay tuned folks for the conclusion of this Historically inaccurate fable.
ti_jean49 almost 8 years ago
He might become president one day
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
Erik McCurdy
Yes, he did. He survived assassination because the bullet was stopped by his eyeglass case, a folded 50-page script, and a rib. This was the occasion when he opened his perforated and slightly bloody script with the line, “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose” and gave a two-hour speech before going to the hospital to have the bullet removed. And Trump dared claim that he would be the strongest president ever.
Wilde Bill almost 8 years ago
Yesterday, I was wondering how this could get any worse. Nate, you have exceeded my expectations.
coolstarm almost 8 years ago
Poor Francis.
Rachel_E almost 7 years ago
Nate looks HILARIOUS! :D
ND Cool Z over 4 years ago
RIP Francis’ GPA and sanity..
STUFF ENJOYER 12 months ago
Nate, Nate, Nate.