Maybe I'll ask her out... Bah, who am I kiddin'... She doesn't even know I exist. I've been there pal.
Hard to make a move when there’s always that darned elf on a shelf watching and waiting to tell Mrs. Claus.
Santa’s a wookie at picken up chix.
Must be a “Myth Bar” !
Shame on you Santa, what about Mrs. Clause?
It’s gonna be another silent night?
Santa ,Big Foot and Ralph walk in to a bar and the bartender says …….
Is that Virginia all grown up? If so, it’s not that she doesn’t know you exist; she’s still mad that you left her socks instead of the Barbie sports car she wanted.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
whiteheron almost 8 years ago
Hard to make a move when there’s always that darned elf on a shelf watching and waiting to tell Mrs. Claus.
Radish... almost 8 years ago
Santa’s a wookie at picken up chix.
joefearsnothing almost 8 years ago
Must be a “Myth Bar” !
MotherOfMoses almost 8 years ago
Shame on you Santa, what about Mrs. Clause?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 8 years ago
It’s gonna be another silent night?
What? Me worried ? almost 8 years ago
Santa ,Big Foot and Ralph walk in to a bar and the bartender says …….
Diane in comics land Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Is that Virginia all grown up? If so, it’s not that she doesn’t know you exist; she’s still mad that you left her socks instead of the Barbie sports car she wanted.