Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for November 17, 2016

Fer sure.

Thumbs up for that.

Typical valley girl teacher. Next she’ll include “um….”

For her next trick, she’ll try to teach radio interviewees not to introduce each of their answers with “So…,”

Dude, that’s so, like, uh, totally awesome.

Yeah, but did you do it in cursive?

Like, is that even possible?

Also, “you know”. Sometimes I can count 5 of them in a ten word sentence! If we already “know”, then why bother saying anything?

like, how?

now if she can just learn to say a sentence without the pitch going up at the end every time…

Seems like one of those “just sayin!” moments.

It’s so neato, far-out, and groovy that this is the first generation to do this… right, bro?!

Such lofty goals!!