Pickles by Brian Crane for October 01, 2010

Throw them at her Earl instead.

Yeah, give it to her, Earl

I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up…

Hey someone who isn’t mature couldn’t have filled up those balloons to the perfect volume …

Earl is doing it right, Opel. Let him do his job.

Opel… stand under the upstairs bedroom window will you please

Earl, you married an old fart.

I don’t see what the problem is. At least he has fun and is keeping active. That’s a good thing, or it was supposed to be.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

If Earl did throw the balloons at her, how would she retaliate?

Throw them all up in the air above her and run!

Busted once again, Earl. Give it up.

She said hand them over, so technically doing so with an overhand pitch would be complying.

Go, Opal!!

Worked at a funeral yesterday. No one said, “Oh, how wonderful that he was so solemn and dignified.”

I have been told I should act my age, a few times. I tell them that this is my age, and this is how “I” act! Not like them, or anybody else…….. I am 79 and I still party now and then, play guitar and, generally enjoy my life!

YOU DO YOUR THING, EARL!!!

Maybe here’s another answer to Opal from Earl..

“I’ll be Solemn,Serious, Mature, and Dignified when I’m in the coffin”..but, for now,It’s fun, fun, fun till ya take the Studebaker away”..

Motto I Live By: Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive & well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, latte in the other, body throughly used up, totally worn out & screaming “WHOO HOO, what a ride!”

“WHOO HOO, what a ride!”