B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 30, 2010

“Greatest thing since……”

GM all you BC fans and Cave Dwellers!

Mistakes make great meals sometimes.

Hello fellow BCer’s and comic lovers.

Recognition of opportunity is the key to success.

I don’t get it.

^Oh, thanks. I was thinking of a stone oven.

Handier than a pocket on your shirt?

Hmmmk…. sure…

Good Morning to all BC’ers!!!

Hey, whatever works for you!

(Good Morning to ALL the BCers!)

Wow! Where’s the Patent Office?

We can always tip the oven over to prevent that problem.

Good Morning Cave Dwellers!

Thanks for the explanation. It took me a while on that one also.

Yabba dabba doo, Stone Age rockers! (It’s the 50th anniversary of the Flintstones)

What was the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?

Yabba Dabba Doo!!!

Now to invent butter…

So what was the great invention they would compare things to, before this discovery.

Thanks for explaining…

It didn’t require any thought at all.

Good Afternoon, Fellow Cave Dwellers!

ElDo Disc Golf: “The Zenith of Creation….all downhill from this point on…”

Not quite. Human achievement spikes again around 1600 AD when Shakespeare debuts “Hamlet”, and again in 1778 when Arthur Guinness switches his focus from ale to stout. But other than that…sliced bread, the domestication of the dog… Yeah, I guess they’ve gone about as far as they can go.

ElDo, personally I think “Hamlet” is BETTER than sliced bread, better than the moon landing, better than pretty much anything except the harnessing of fire. If the human race destroys itself tomorrow and leaves behind no trace of our existence except a text of “Hamlet”, when the alien archaeologists get here they’ll still be mighty impressed (I’m assuming they’ll be able to translate it somehow).

don’t forget the wheel!

richgrise, you can’t say things like ass around here.

Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland … coupled with advice she followed from “the father” have caued her and many like her to lose their lives… after suffering a long physical disability. And apparently this women followed the advice!

Darn  How did you do that, Coyoty? :^)

Yeah Fritz, but you can’t have a Hamlet sandwich without the bread. And no Fortinbras without the prop department.

♠Lonewolf♠, if I told you, they’d have to kill me.