Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 30, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  about 14 years ago

    Halt and be buried.

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    Yukoner  about 14 years ago

    “I shot an arrow into the air. It fell to earth know not where.”

    Oops, I just found out.

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    Hillbillyman  about 14 years ago

    I hope that wasn’t’ Floyd the barber from .The Andy Griffith Show

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    cdward  about 14 years ago

    We are now devoid of Floyd.

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    Dkram  about 14 years ago

    Oh that smarts!

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    pamlicorat  about 14 years ago

    That’s going to leave a mark.

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    Yukoneric  about 14 years ago

    Lost track of the flags…………….

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    ghiamaniac  about 14 years ago

    No more eating fried chicken before guard duty…

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    gjsjr41  about 14 years ago

    What the hey…..he didn’t have the safety on.

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    lewisbower  about 14 years ago

    Poor Floyd. If only it had been the Fink, or Rodney, or Blanch, or Hey? Does Id have anyone like able in the kingdom? Spook? The jailer?

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    Dewed  about 14 years ago

    I wonder if Floyd was pink

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    freeholder1  about 14 years ago

    New Rock Group: Bloody Floyd.

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    strodgers  about 14 years ago

    “I shot an arrow into the void. It fell to earth right into Floyd.”

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    TheAuldWan  about 14 years ago

    As we said in the OLD days of policing “Stop (BANG!) or I’ll shoot!”

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    photoman022  about 14 years ago

    Kind of reminds me of basic training. For our final test for the guard duty segment, we were supposed to yell, “Do not move or I will shoot.” And of course someone yelled out, “Do not shoot or I will move.” We all heard it, none of us could stop laughing, we all took up the cry, the drill sergeants passed us all anyway. I guess the needed us in Vietnam where the VC didn’t understand English anyway.

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