Let me guess, Bung was too lazy to go to work.
That will take the Fink all day to figure out.
Bung being ever so resourceful.
Broke a fingernail
Jeep wouldn’t start
father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford
I fell off the bar stool and hit my head I have a hangover. I’m in the Betty Ford clinic.
“And an oldie but a goodie: Father dead, sister pregnant”
(MAS*H)
Decisions, decisions … oh well/ try them all.
…..father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford,
Gee, I haven’t tried that one yet!
I used all my sick days so I phoned in dead.
Oooh, I love multiple choice!
Nuts! And today was his day to juggle the knives!
1…I WAS IN JAIL…2…I WAS AT A JOB INTERVIEW…3…I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS…
Date with Lindsey Lohan who he met at the Rehab. Possible money for the king’s treasury. Duty calls.
Face stuck in ground from falling forward to pick up litter and keep Kingdom fresh and clean.
Keg tasting to insure King is not poisoned by jealous, misunderstanding peasants who want his riches.
Let’s make the excuses PLAUSIBLE, folks!
Train wouldn’t start
Car ran late
Helped Elvis escape form UFO
You see there was this big gorilla on the empire state building I was trying to catch him with my butterfly net
These Klingons kidnapped me and wanted to know where captain Kirk was I didn’t know so they tortured me
I knew I should’ve takin’ the left At Albuquerque
Maybe “four” excuses..
1 TEQUILA 2 TEQUILA 3 TEQUILA
“FLOOR”…
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pouncingtiger almost 14 years ago
Let me guess, Bung was too lazy to go to work.
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
That will take the Fink all day to figure out.
LittleSister18 almost 14 years ago
Bung being ever so resourceful.
moronbis almost 14 years ago
MontanaLady almost 14 years ago
Broke a fingernail
Jeep wouldn’t start
father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford
GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago
I fell off the bar stool and hit my head I have a hangover. I’m in the Betty Ford clinic.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 14 years ago
“And an oldie but a goodie: Father dead, sister pregnant”
(MAS*H)
George Arnold almost 14 years ago
Decisions, decisions … oh well/ try them all.
tbree almost 14 years ago
…..father pregnant, mother went to Betty Ford,
Gee, I haven’t tried that one yet!
Yukoner almost 14 years ago
I used all my sick days so I phoned in dead.
cdward almost 14 years ago
Oooh, I love multiple choice!
rshive almost 14 years ago
Nuts! And today was his day to juggle the knives!
saltyftw almost 14 years ago
1…I WAS IN JAIL…2…I WAS AT A JOB INTERVIEW…3…I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS…
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Date with Lindsey Lohan who he met at the Rehab. Possible money for the king’s treasury. Duty calls.
Face stuck in ground from falling forward to pick up litter and keep Kingdom fresh and clean.
Keg tasting to insure King is not poisoned by jealous, misunderstanding peasants who want his riches.
Let’s make the excuses PLAUSIBLE, folks!
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
Train wouldn’t start
Car ran late
Helped Elvis escape form UFO
taker48 almost 14 years ago
You see there was this big gorilla on the empire state building I was trying to catch him with my butterfly net
These Klingons kidnapped me and wanted to know where captain Kirk was I didn’t know so they tortured me
I knew I should’ve takin’ the left At Albuquerque
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 14 years ago
boldyuma almost 14 years ago
Maybe “four” excuses..
1 TEQUILA 2 TEQUILA 3 TEQUILA
“FLOOR”…