Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 19, 2016

missed your opportunity yet again, Charlie Brown, you lovesick blockhead

Love is fleeting Charlie Brown. Like chair lifts that pass on the mountain.

So Linus, did you bother to tell the little redhaired girl that CB has flipped for her—straight off the lift?

That’s enough “AAUGHH ! ! !” to cause an avalanche !

Who rides the chairlift DOWN the hill?

Now you’re stuck with Lucy to soothe the pain of missing your chance with that little red hair girl. Like being stuck with a bitch. . .

Now that she left, he can’t fall anymore… I hope.

The only reason that she would be going DOWN on the lift is if she was too wimpy to ski down. (Or, perhaps her ski got caught on the foot rest.)

GG

It’s your own fault, Charlie. You had plenty of chances.

At least he didn’t hurt himself.

“AAUGHHHH!” Indeed.

xxx

He who hesitates…..