Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 28, 2010

Okay, udderly what, gang………?

Mickey Moos. It just might work.

But there already is a Cow Palace, somewhere. Las Vegas?

Quite the concept on which to ruminate.

You guys are milking this gag for all it’s worth.

San Francisco. www.cowpalace.com

I dairya to come up another cow pun!

Instead of Mickey Mouse we’d have Carley Cow.

Thanks, but that wasn’t the one I was thinking of, RUNS WITH BEER. The udder one is in Maryland, at the State Fair Grounds.

Let’s not get too silly. We need grounded beef.

It would bring a smile to my cowntenance. Cowpies instead of elephant ears?