Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2016

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 8 years ago

    Croc is also a fellow at the Hoover Institute.

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    cdgar  almost 8 years ago

    Is true Crock, you’re a bloomin’ idiot.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 8 years ago

    “Curses! Foiled again!”

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    cupertino jay  almost 8 years ago

    “Stanfurd Uneeversity” !?

    heey, stephan, you mispelled Uneeversity.

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    railwayman001  almost 8 years ago

    Really, Stephan? I have a strange feeling that this strip may be politically motivated, considering how you went to California at Berkeley and Stanford is conservative-leaning.

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    Rumball  almost 8 years ago

    Another qualified presidential candidate appears.

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    meg_grif  almost 8 years ago

    I think Zebra needs to learn the word “alumnus”. “Alumni” is plural.

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    Proginoskes  almost 8 years ago

    @ rumball. No; he says that he got a degree. He’s too intellectual for the “Alt-Right”.

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    dadoctah  almost 8 years ago

    If he was an English major, he would have said “Me an aluminium”.

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    blunebottle  almost 8 years ago

    Gotcha there, Zeeba!

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    rwjames  almost 8 years ago

    Also, if he were an English major, he would likely know ‘alumnus’ is Latin.

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    juicebruce  almost 8 years ago

    Croc Power ! Thought he went to “What’s A Matter U”……..Zebra neighbor must remember Crocs speak Croc not English :-)

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    John Falstaff  almost 8 years ago

    Stanfurd? I would have guessed Larry was a fellow graduate of an SEC school. :-)

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    Ginger Retiree  almost 8 years ago

    Like I’ve always said, just because you went to college doesn’t mean you’re smart.

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    Actually, maybe “Stanfurd” graduates are aluminums. Aluminumi? Illuminati? It’s a giant croc conspiracy.

    Anyway, if he’s an aluminum, does that mean his favorite music is light metal?

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    whiteheron  almost 8 years ago

    But Larry ate the sheepskin.

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    Kaputnik  almost 8 years ago

    He was studying math, but he ate π.

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    hariseldon59  almost 8 years ago

    If that’s Larry, then he’s definitely lying. We know that he took all the money his dad gave him for tuition at Stanford and used it to buy beer.http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2012/09/07

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    mortaur  almost 8 years ago

    I are a graduate; to (not in English).

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 8 years ago

    Ask Larry what two plus two equals.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    LOL

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    HowardBrazee  almost 8 years ago

    Whenever I see a bumper sticker saying X-University Alumni, I laugh a bit. Maybe there are alumni of that college in the car, but more likely it meant “alumnus” or “alumna”. When advertising one’s education, one wants to be smarter than the zebra here.

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    OGWhatahunk  almost 8 years ago
    Typical college grad
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    pugmahone12  almost 8 years ago

    thank you

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Alumnum is a neutered alumnus.

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    hooglah  almost 8 years ago

    Maybe that’s where Clinton learned to lie so well…….

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    RonaldDad Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    If it would be more convincing if he knew the word “alumnus.”

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    CROCS!!!!

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    Alan Steenhouwer  almost 8 years ago

    That last bit is the mantra of all us math majors.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 8 years ago

    So the to are just talking like nothing. No attacks or threats…

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    Steve Dutch  almost 8 years ago

    Croc is really showing his mettle here. When another croc dies from some idiotic scheme, does he barium?C’mon, 38 of you and nobody thought of that?

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    Michael Ritter  almost 8 years ago

    Go Bears! (see, someone gets the message)

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    grampianlothian  almost 8 years ago

    always good to see the crocs are still around

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    Bitter Scribe  almost 8 years ago

    Pastis is a Cal-Berkeley grad, so naturally he would make the dumbest character in the strip a Stanford aluminum.

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    Number Three  almost 8 years ago

    He’s telling you lies, Zebra. He actually graduated from the University of Duh.

    xxx

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    asianwoof  almost 8 years ago

    Went to Wharton for bizness schul afterward.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    @DaDoctah: you mean “if he were an English major,” or, “if he had been an English major.” You would only say “if I/he/she was” when referring to a specific moment in time. Otherwise, you use the subjunctive. (Guess what my major was?)

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    rowena28 Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    Even more convincing if he knew the word “alumnus”.

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    rgcviper  almost 8 years ago

    As I always say, all I know about math is that 2 + 2 = 22. What more do you need in life?

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