The Barn by Ralph Hagen for November 18, 2016

I prefer the original version.

He died. Concussion. There’s nothing PC about that.

Wow, I learned something today. I didn’t know the part “He went to bed with a bump on his head.”

I’m an old man, and I’m offended…

Growing up, the way I heard it was, “he went to bed and bumped his head and couldn’t get up in the morning.”