Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 13, 2016

Loosey Goosey

It sounds a little Daffy to me.

So, the pidgeon did more than a little Peking?

He had always wondered why she wanted to name him Walter.

At least he doesn’t look like the mailman.

A case of playing too much duck, duck, pigeon?

If those are ducks, then Louise was probably raped. (www.webvet.com/main/2009/01/09/duck-mating-sex-lives-ducks). If those are geese, I read somewhere that they mate for life – and screw around during mating season. But I probably read it on the internet, so who knows?

Thank God that the elections are over and there are no nasty political comments. Love these comments and Rubes.

Or as Archie Bunker would oft say:

“Aaww, Geeze Luiseeze”

At least he’s not pigeon-toad.

He may be pigeon-toed, but at least he still has webbed feet!