Mother beaver: Not another word! Your father works hard to put table on the table.
The chips are down.
Oh, you “woodent…”
That’s right Jr. It wood not hurt yew to spruce up a bit for supper…And, mom, just let the chips fall where they may…
I tried putting a table on the table, but the boss wanted a presentation without any spreadsheets.
Beaver Fever!
Instead of processed wood they should go organic. The bark has the most nutrients.
Obviously Chippendale wasn’t at work here.
Maple again. I can’t eat another bite of this dam stuff.
Unlike termites, beavers don’t actually eat wood.
Night-Gaunt49
No, but they do eat inner bark, leaves, and shoots – unlike pandas who eat, shoots, and leaves – a book that should be required reading for all who post here.
I’m quaking with laughter over these puns.
Just getting it on the table was an accomplishment.
Those must not be the kind of knives and forks I use.
So, the knife and fork are for …? xD
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
The chips are down.
BTO almost 8 years ago
Oh, you “woodent…”
PICTO almost 8 years ago
That’s right Jr. It wood not hurt yew to spruce up a bit for supper…And, mom, just let the chips fall where they may…
jreckard almost 8 years ago
I tried putting a table on the table, but the boss wanted a presentation without any spreadsheets.
xeacons almost 8 years ago
Beaver Fever!
nosirrom almost 8 years ago
Instead of processed wood they should go organic. The bark has the most nutrients.
Helen Ferrieux almost 8 years ago
Obviously Chippendale wasn’t at work here.
tsandl almost 8 years ago
Maple again. I can’t eat another bite of this dam stuff.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
Unlike termites, beavers don’t actually eat wood.
hippogriff almost 8 years ago
Night-Gaunt49
No, but they do eat inner bark, leaves, and shoots – unlike pandas who eat, shoots, and leaves – a book that should be required reading for all who post here.
mourdac Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I’m quaking with laughter over these puns.
GROG Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Just getting it on the table was an accomplishment.
Stephen Gilberg almost 8 years ago
Those must not be the kind of knives and forks I use.
RWill almost 8 years ago
So, the knife and fork are for …? xD