Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 13, 2016
Transcript:
Narrator: On the run from the villainous Mr. Jenga, Rip and Co. barely emerge from a rough water landing! Tahiti Jones: Rip, was Mr. Jenga was my right-hand man. I can't help but feel this is my fault. Rip Haywire: When did you get promoted to captain obvious? Tahiti Jones: Rip, look! That's my girlfriend's village! Rip Haywire: Cobra, you've hit your head and may have a concussion... I called Dutch, he's coming to get us. Cobra Carson: Rip, the list of enemy operatives sank with our truck! That means jail.... I look horrible in orange! Rip Haywire: Forget it, you'll get another chance. Cobra Carson: Another... chance... Rip Haywire: Cobra! You've got to stay awake... Cobra. Cobra Carson: Another chance... why didn't you give me another chance... All the good things I ever did was because I loved you. Rip Haywire: Relax, kid, try to think of something calming, like blood diamonds.
Always1957 almost 8 years ago
I’m glad he’s not buying it. Not that she’s insincere; she means it as much as she means anything; but she can’t really be trusted, ever.
Kip W almost 8 years ago
“Rip and Co.” For a moment, I thought that should be a nickname for Cobra.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 8 years ago
If Cobra worked for the organization COBRA she would probably have cobra DNA injected by Adam DeCobre to bond with it.