You got to be careful about that. I recall a fellow who slammed his bowling ball on a concrete floor. It rebounded back to hit him in the chin. Knocked him right out.
Marcus must have had some frustrating times at Ballard Lanes. Sometimes you get on a bad streak, it’s true, but Marcus don’t give up! The Cubs just won the World Series!
Marcus’s other sporting equipment has suffered similar fates; his golf clubs, tennis racket, billiard cue, croquet mallet. Marcus doesn’t do well with disappointment. Remember, Marcus, “If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing!”
Unfortunately for the mailman and the folks strolling down the avenue, (not to be confused with Ballard Lane ) Marcus had invented a new pastime sport. He was elated when he scored a 65.233 on his first attempt at playing and thought he might have a chance at excelling. Although he knew he would get something just for participating.
I would need about 70 fewer pounds and knee surgery to bowl again. I miss it. My last book was 200, falling from 210 when my knee barely held me up for the final six weeks or so …
x_Tech about 8 years ago
You got to be careful about that. I recall a fellow who slammed his bowling ball on a concrete floor. It rebounded back to hit him in the chin. Knocked him right out.
DennisinSeattle about 8 years ago
Marcus must have had some frustrating times at Ballard Lanes. Sometimes you get on a bad streak, it’s true, but Marcus don’t give up! The Cubs just won the World Series!
Superfrog about 8 years ago
Another gutter ball.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 8 years ago
Marcus’s other sporting equipment has suffered similar fates; his golf clubs, tennis racket, billiard cue, croquet mallet. Marcus doesn’t do well with disappointment. Remember, Marcus, “If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your thing!”
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 8 years ago
Is that his spare ball, or has he gone on strike?
whiteheron about 8 years ago
Unfortunately for the mailman and the folks strolling down the avenue, (not to be confused with Ballard Lane ) Marcus had invented a new pastime sport. He was elated when he scored a 65.233 on his first attempt at playing and thought he might have a chance at excelling. Although he knew he would get something just for participating.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago
I guess that he’s not having a ball with bowling.
ChessPirate about 8 years ago
A passing truck driver is about to request a few of Marcus’ spare moments to discuss in what manner his ball is to be returned…
Perkycat about 8 years ago
What a turkey!
DennisinSeattle about 8 years ago
You punsters…!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 8 years ago
I love bowling……..I’m the only one, Nobody will go with me.
Maybe I’ll call Marcus and invite him to go shopping, he needs a new hobby.
But first he has to go “bowling for dollars”.
RWill about 8 years ago
I would need about 70 fewer pounds and knee surgery to bowl again. I miss it. My last book was 200, falling from 210 when my knee barely held me up for the final six weeks or so …
Coyoty Premium Member about 8 years ago
Maybe he should wear a less-distracting bowling shirt.