Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 08, 2016
Transcript:
Nate: I'm supposed to write a horror story, but I can't come up with any ideas! Nate: I don't want to write about stuff that's been done before! I need something truly horrifying! TV: Tara, Have you even see such figure skating? It's Dazzling, Johnny! *write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write write*
Pretzelsmash almost 8 years ago
oh no, this’ll be gory.
mahamedb123 almost 8 years ago
Wow, GO NATE!
Jeff0811 almost 8 years ago
Not sure which is more scary, the person in the sequined outfit, or the set of carefully honed blades he is carrying. For the record, Ice skating rocks. “Inline” roller skates will do, but it comes in a distant second. Clunky roller skates, I would rather walk.
einarbt almost 8 years ago
Slice and dice figure skating style; called blood on the ice.
Knightman Premium Member almost 8 years ago
I wonder who this involves…..???
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 8 years ago
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…..
SuperDavid almost 8 years ago
figure skating isn’t even that bad. he should try watching a football injury video compliation xd
Professor W almost 8 years ago
Nate, ever watched Paranormal Activity? Write a Satan story based on that.
(PS If you ever showed me I’d die of fear)
starcandles Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Zombie figure skaters?
abdalla7240 almost 8 years ago
Oh, the horror of figure skating
BiggerNate91 almost 8 years ago
“The Figure Skating Apocalypse:”
How figure skaters sent the world into darkness
By Nate Wright
gzitver almost 8 years ago
If Nate turns in a story that simply consists of the word “Write” repeated endlessly, I don’t think he’s going to get a very good mark.
ZestyZippy almost 8 years ago
Ellen looks slightly different
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 8 years ago
…‘course, considering that Tonya Harding did this, Nate’s idea has merit……
runanx about 6 years ago
knew it
LittlestDave over 4 years ago
Figure skating is not horrifying you idiotic Nate