La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for December 18, 2016

pay no attention to the old man and the elves behind the sign!

The I.C.E. man cometh, lead by the Orange fuhrer.

He’s right, if we deport all the illegals there won’t be much left. I can’t wait.

Santa does have a pretty lengthy criminal record. Invading the air space of sovereign nations. Breaking and entry. And then there is the sweat-factory of elves he runs. Not to mention PETA has concerns about the treatment of the reindeer.

Also, Saint Nicholas is Turkish.

He won’t actually do this unless he is allowed to confiscate all the presents for himself. Beyond that, he doesn’t really care about the undocumented, other than the ones that work for him.

Don’t really know why people are leaving Mexico, all the jobs are being shipped down there.