Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 07, 2016
December 06, 2016
December 08, 2016
Transcript:
Carmen: Don't move! Your feet are covered with mud! Poncho: Don't come any closer! I'll step on the carpet! Tell Chazz to stay back! I'll step on it, I swear! Carmen: He's serious! Chazz, don't move!! Poncho: I have a list of demands! First, no bath! Ever! Second, we're going to need some pizzas here, these people are hungry.....! Man: Obedience schools are so reasonable these days, Palmer. Chazz: Shh! I'm not allowed to talk to any.... Poncho: Hey! That's going to cost you!
Argythree almost 8 years ago
Here’s a better idea, Chazz. You and your lady take the cats, move out of the house and let Big Mouth try to order pizzas with no money…
DennisinSeattle almost 8 years ago
Scoop him up and into the tub. Clean the carpet later, gator.
Clover81 almost 8 years ago
Step on that carpet and your bath is going to last twice as long.
Adiraiju almost 8 years ago
“Step on that carpet, and you’ll have to rinse it yourself.”
“You know you can’t trust me to do a good job!”
“Of course not. So you’ll have to do it again and again and again until I decide it’s clean!”
comicsboi Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Which movie is that pizza quote from? I’m pretty sure I heard it in one.
LuckyStrike_eh almost 8 years ago
Add extorsion to Poncho’s list …… Ohh My!
Timothy Madigan Premium Member almost 8 years ago
“Step on the carpet and your kibble allocation is cut in half”
Andrew Sleeth almost 8 years ago
Don’t forget the helicopter, Poncho … oh, and a pilot.
Senex almost 8 years ago
Chazz is already too obedient.
daleandkristen almost 8 years ago
Wipe feet on Carmen’s blouse….result…clean paws AND she will hopefully change into something less disgusting and itchy looking.