Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 17, 2016

Manx cats have no tail.

Does anyone know the tale of the Manx cat?

I know a gal whose knappers are flappy. She’s a good ol’ girl, just the same.

I had a manx cat once. Had to take him to a retail shop.

Don’t bother saying that again. We wouldn’t understand then anyway.

Translation: The not so sharp blokes are somewhat unstable. Place them in the nearest mental institution.

Thank you, Longplay!

Not all Manx cats are tailless. The gene is a fatal recessive so breeders have to choose the mates carefully. Just sayin’.

“Definitely. [Something is not good.] Throw that [something] in the garbage can that has wheels on it.”