Boy: Dad, where did Saturn's rings come from? Man: Well, at one time it was engaged to Jupiter. Boy: Wow. Who knew?
They were really married for a long time, but split. That’s where all those moons came from. They decided to split custody of them, too. Titan’s grown quite a bit since I saw him last.
That joke never gets old!
Kid, you better hope your “acorn” fell into a stream and flowed far, far away before sprouting.
Saturn is not the only planet that has rings. So does Jupiter and Neptune. Even Uranus has rings which is painful when you sit.
Romance of the high see’s!
Well, it’s certain he doesn’t know!!!!
The rings are the moons who were crushed by the divorce.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
They were really married for a long time, but split. That’s where all those moons came from. They decided to split custody of them, too. Titan’s grown quite a bit since I saw him last.
TossedSaladCartoon over 7 years ago
That joke never gets old!
BearsDown Premium Member over 7 years ago
Kid, you better hope your “acorn” fell into a stream and flowed far, far away before sprouting.
DM2860 over 7 years ago
Saturn is not the only planet that has rings. So does Jupiter and Neptune. Even Uranus has rings which is painful when you sit.
grossvatter over 7 years ago
Romance of the high see’s!
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
Well, it’s certain he doesn’t know!!!!
donut reply over 7 years ago
The rings are the moons who were crushed by the divorce.