Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 20, 2016
December 19, 2016
December 21, 2016
Transcript:
Dee Dee: Who'd you pick in secret santas? Nate: Read it and weep. Dee Dee: Kim Cressly. What's so bad about that? Nate: Her psycho boyfriend Chester, that's what! Nate: He already thinks i used to be Kim's boyfriend! If I give her a gift, who knows what he'll do to me! Chad: Last week he stuffed Robby Pritchard into a French Horn during band practice! Nate: You're not helping, Chad.
RH3 about 8 years ago
I thought these were primary school kids. When I was in primary school, no boy was interested in being any girl’s boyfriend. We took a dim view of girls. They had girl germs.
And do the teachers really arrange “secret santa” for classes in American schools?
wcorvi about 8 years ago
The whole point of ‘secret’ is you remain ‘secret’ – no?
skyriderwest about 8 years ago
Either Robby is about 18" tall or Chad can’t tell the difference between a french horn and a subcontrabass tuba.
Professor W about 8 years ago
Why can’t you just tell that I picked Kim for Secret Santa?
Knightman Premium Member about 8 years ago
Don’t put a name on the from, on the label. Or put from a Classmate!!!
bignatefantic about 8 years ago
Kim Kressly? I thought it was Gina.
bignatefantic about 8 years ago
Kim Kressly? I thought it was Gina.
laurac5800 about 8 years ago
Whoa, did NOT see this coming.
just-ducky about 8 years ago
Simple solution: give her a framed picture of her and Chester.
Sykko Warner about 8 years ago
PLOT TWIST! Maybe GINA got Nate!
JPuzzleWhiz about 8 years ago
Congratulations are in order for orbenjawell, who was the first to mention Kim yesterday!
CaptainCrawfish about 8 years ago
I know! Even though Mrs. Godfrey said not to switch just secretly do it or just ask a classmate to trade.
Tue Elung-Jensen about 8 years ago
Right, haven´t seen Kim for so long I forgot what other “options” Nate had.
doctornitwhite about 8 years ago
a comment from chad who is a total nub.
DankMemes about 8 years ago
Isn’t secret santa is the same as kris kringle .
SchoolPictureGuy about 8 years ago
lol
coolstarm about 8 years ago
Good luck Nate.
coolstarm about 8 years ago
I wonder who got Nate
johnwalk about 8 years ago
But if it’s secret Santa how would he know? Not so secret…
noob about 8 years ago
KNEW IT
Julia8389 about 8 years ago
… But who got Nate?!?!?!
Chad Applewhite over 7 years ago
What’s wrong? I thought Nate would like to hear that as a warning.
the guy from room 78 about 6 years ago
What!!!!!
/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ but my avatar got smooshed almost 6 years ago
In 6 grade, nobody has a boyfriend/girlfriend
ComicFan4Life almost 5 years ago
Oh, R.I.P people thinking Nate got Gina
eh029345 almost 5 years ago
Nate shouldn’t be playing his trombone around Chester now because of Chad.
ND Cool Z over 4 years ago
Oh it’s Chester.. Nate and Gina = torture. Nate and Chester = possible death.
HalberCon about 4 years ago
I wonder who Kim got?
(NOT) Randy Betancourt over 3 years ago
Oh? I thought Nate got Gina?
Mario Kart about 3 years ago
Yeah, Chad. Be helpful!
xVoid879 over 2 years ago
So it was Kim.
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Yikes.