Tank McNamara by Bill Hinds for December 16, 2016

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    Alabama Al  almost 8 years ago

    The same logic that maintains if you eliminate the International Date Line and then circle the globe from east to west in 24 hours, always maintaining the same local time, you’ll never age.(Trust me on the method, and also trust me that it really won’t work.)

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    TexTech  almost 8 years ago

    I realize the NFL is very powerful but I’m just wondering how they will get the Earth’s rotational speed to go along with this scheme. I can’t decide if this is cartoon physics or just stupidity on their part. (Yeah, I know. It IS a cartoon.)

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    leons1701  almost 8 years ago

    Just travel at the speed of light and you won’t age (from the frame of reference of people not traveling at the speed of light). Unlike these other silly notions, this one actually works (getting to the speed of light is left as an exercise for the reader, but it should be trivial, right? All you need is infinite energy)

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    Godfreydaniel  almost 8 years ago

    Christmas is hard enough to wait for without adding 52 more waiting days each year!

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    Polsixe  almost 8 years ago

    @Linguist, then I guess you didn’t buy the Pesident-Elect’s pitch when he said that during the campaign?

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