Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 19, 2016

“You’ll need to fill out this simple 10 page credit application first”.

From the looks of his eyes, he’s already had too much caffeine.

Starbucks moves into Costco.

I never tasted a Starbucks….I make Yuban at home.

For vente dollars.

Caliente vente.

Looks like he needs some vents to let the pressure out.

Then she smacked him! (She’s new on the job.)

Can’t stand Starbucks coffee from a Starbucks. Too bitter. I have had Starbucks brand coffee other places (hotels, restaurants) and it tasted wonderful. Not at all bitter. Makes me wonder if Starbucks doesn’t clean their coffee makers often enough.

This is where she pulls a Tommy gun out from behind the counter and plugs the guy.

Starbucks is overpriced coffee. I don’t like coffee and their coco tastes like chalk. I would rather brew my own tea with lemon and honey.

Make it decaffeinated venti.

I’ve never been in one. I probably couldn’t afford anything in there.

A coffee is not too big when it has a diving board.

It borders on too large if it has a standard diving board and a high dive.

Borders.

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