Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 20, 2016

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    oldpine52  almost 8 years ago

    “My wife ran away with a policeman, when I saw the flashing blue lights I thought he was bringing her back!”

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    davidf42  almost 8 years ago

    An oldie but goodie.

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    contralto2b  almost 8 years ago

    My uncle used to say he wanted to get home fast before any accidents occurred.

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    Cronkers McGee  Premium Member almost 8 years ago

    A new one.

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    katzenbooks45  almost 8 years ago

    “I had to poop!”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 8 years ago

    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary.

     

    She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.”

     

    I bought her a scale.

     

    And then the fight started…

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    Neat '33  almost 8 years ago

    Um; is it just me, but gotta ask: why is the judge allowing Shoe to smoke that stogie in the courtroom???

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    Chuck  almost 8 years ago

    After 25 years of tracking my gas usage thru 3 cars and can say that fast is more fuel efficient than slow. In other words, 70 is better than 55.

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    smeghead57  almost 8 years ago

    Maybe Shoe was “hyper-miling” and got caught during the downhill acceleration phase.

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    smeghead57  almost 8 years ago

    Maybe Shoe was “hyper-miling” and got caught during the downhill acceleration phase.

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