Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 23, 2016

  1. Leprechaun
    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Don’t believe everything your told, Humpty was a bad egg, a very bad egg.

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    jreckard  about 8 years ago

    All the king’s horses and all the king’s men were distracted by the loot in the stocking.

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    2Goldfish  about 8 years ago

    There is no place in the “humpty dumpty” poem that indicates that he is an egg.

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    Perhaps he should get the KoolAid guy to come a runnin’

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    P51Strega  about 8 years ago

    This would all be over easy if he’d just shell out the cash to have someone else get the loot for him.

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    neverenoughgold  about 8 years ago

    Reminds me, I need to get more brandy…

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    zippykatz  about 8 years ago

    Hey, teach-ah! leave those kids alone.Humpty Dumpty’s just-a ’nother egg on the wall…

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